Satire by Eric Curl
May 23, 2024 – The maker of the brightly colored sticky notes may be behind the city’s inability to make a decision regarding the future of the Civic Center, according to an exclusive investigation by Tom.
Tom, while clutching his favorite pizza box, slurred that the sticky note industry stands to gain by protracted “pubic engagement” sessions.
“Thing of all the ludicrous sales these engagement exercises (he does air quotes) gets them,” he said.
The claim by Tom, who was now passed out on the bar, was supported by the workshop on Thursday, when council members indicated they needed more time to make a decision. Their five years on their council was just not enough time to decide an issue the city has wrestled with since Tom, now in his 70s, first learned to drive.
Anyways, “big glue” isn’t too upset about how thing are going either.
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