Satire by Eric Curl
Sept. 25, 2024 – The crowd at Savannah’s Johnny Mercer Theatre on Tuesday was the “largest the city has ever seen” at an event, according to Florida-based salesman, DJ Trump, who was in town speaking at the venue to promote his commemorative coins, sneakers and $60 Bibles.
To prove his point that the Enmarket Arena was “miniscule in comparison”, Trump held up one small container of breath mints next to a larger container of breath mints.
“This is Tic Tac,” he said. “This is Tic Tac.”
ABC news anchors later corrected him, noting the Enmarket Arena accommodates thousands more patrons.
Meanwhile, the thousands of Kamala Harris supporters that recently packed the arena during the vice president’s recent rally were surprised after learning from Trump that they were actually computer generated.
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