
Satire by Eric Curl
Oct. 4, 2025 – An overwhelming sense of calm and clarity overcame a blogger at one of his favorite coffee houses, when he finally accepted the fact that the table was never going to not wobble. No matter how many tables he tried, no matter how many napkins he stuffed under the legs, the table would always remain a bit shaky. Upon having this epiphany, the blogger stopped worrying and ate his breakfast tacos with a blissful relish. His stomach was full and his mind was free. This feeling of jubilation lasted almost five minutes. Then he opened his laptop and learned the computer needed an update. “Damn it,” he said.
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