Satire by Eric Curl

May 2, 2023 – Georgia Power says gold bricks will now be accepted as a form of payment ahead of a proposed rate increase that could be put in place by June. 

Company officials say the change is being made to accommodate all their customers who prefer to free up some space in their personal vaults, rather than empty their bank accounts.

Beyonce tickets are reportedly also under consideration as a payment option.

For those households wishing to reduce energy usage, the company will be issuing free tents to eligible applicants – although the cost of the program is expected to require another rate increase.

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