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March 30, 2025 – Ambulance production is now expected to outpace EVs manufacturing at the new Hyundai Plant following closure of Savannah’s OSHA office, as proposed by the federal Department of Government Efficiency (Doge)
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Like the speedy construction of the manufacturing plant itself, workplace injuries will be expedited and no longer “held up by red tape, or in this case, caution tape”, as one official put it.
Meanwhile, OSHA workers were given slaps on the back for a job well done. Reports of injuries are expected to significantly drop as a result of the office being shuttered.
“Mission accomplished,” the DOGE spokesman said.
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