Satire by Eric Curl
Oct. 17, 2025 – The Trump administration has identified new terror threats seeking to overthrow the United States Government. These militarist individuals are identified as The Frog, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Banana.
The declaration comes ahead of planned No Kings protests against Trump’s policies around the country, including a planned protest in Savannah at Emmet Park on Saturday.
In addition, Spirit Halloween has been designated as a sponsor of terrorism for supplying these terrorists with the materials they need to wage their anarchist campaigns.
“These threats must be deflated,” the administration’s declaration states.
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