Satire by Eric Curl
Aug. 10, 2025 – A crane’s recent collision with the heavily traveled Talmadge Bridge is just one of things that happen, you know, according to officials.
“It’s like tripping on a Savannah sidewalk,” the official said. “Eventually, it will happen.”
While some “nervous nellies” may be worried about the cause of the collision, “the important thing is to just move on like no one was watching,” the official added.
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