Satire by Eric Curl (Guest artist Julia Licht)
March 16, 2025 – Anyone caught wearing green on Monday will lose their job, if they have not already, according to the latest edict from Washington. The overabundance of the color each March 17 is just an attempt of by the “Greens” to infiltrate the minds of the masses with their “clean, renewable” energy initiatives. The city of Savannah will be hit particularly hard since walking is now considered an act of defiance against oil and all marching bands will have to be transported on top of diesel-powered container trucks during Monday’s parade. Many parade participants who opposed the restrictions now plan to wear taped ‘X’s over their naked body parts, although many believe that could be problematic in its own right.
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