Satire by Eric Curl
Oct. 17, 2024 – DJ Trump will not be bringing his dance party to Savannah next week as originally planned. Instead, Trump will be replaced by 39 minutes of a Dancing Carlton gif.
Trump said he canceled the visit at the Savannah Convention Center because he did not realize he had already booked an appearance with the National Rifle Association when he agreed to the NRA convention on the same date.
“They really have a lot in common,” Trump said. “They really ought to join forces.”
Unlike Trump, the Dancing Carlton will take questions from the audience.