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Oct. 19, 2025 – In this tutorial, we outline how to properly navigate a staircase as demonstrated on Bay Street steps by Savannahians on Saturday, Oct. 18, in order to prevent mistakes such as those made by the tourists visiting the US Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
Tips for Navigating Staircases Safely
Do: Walk Carefully
Don’t: Trample Police Officers
Do: Focus on the task at hand
Don’t: Call for anyone’s hanging
Do: Assist anyone who happens to be wearing an inflatable frog costume
Don’t: Use your flagpole as a weapon
Thanks for your attention to this matter. We feel that if you follow these simple instructions, you will have a successful trip up any stairs without incident.
WHAT TO DO
WHAT NOT TO DO
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