Satire by Eric Curl
Nov. 26, 2023 – The city will once again suspend its rules for 24 hours and allow local bars to operate and cater to heathens one Sunday next year — a day that is normally reserved for worship, serving one’s neighbor and brunch. The day of mayhem will be March 17 according to a resolution approved by the Savannah City Council at their meeting on Thursday. While bars are typically not allowed to open on Sundays, state legislation allows municipalities to hold the day of debauchery every year so that residents get their blasphemous behavior out of their system. Afterwards, residents will have to return to drinking on Sundays only at restaurants, downtown streets or at home.
One opponent questioned at a local restaurant on a recent Sunday morning said he will be leaving town rather than witness “all hell break loose.”
“To have a drink without a sandwich is a sin,” he said as he washed down his Eggs Benedict with a Bloody Mary.
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