Satire by Eric Curl
July 5, 2024 – A confused Savannah man was caught shooting off fireworks on Friday, thinking it was the country’s independence day. When told it was actually, July 5, he apologized.
“Oh shoot,” he said. “I hope I didn’t bother anybody.”
The man went on to shoot his guns into the night sky.
“This is OK year-round, right,” he said.
Then for the next 300 days, fireworks were set off because … no one really knows.